I heard the first line of the poem on the Metro PA system, and it got me thinking. Since the recent tunnel-fire (which hospitalized over 80 people, and killed one,) we have all been a bit nervous.
The train ahead of us is experiencing a medical emergency.
An individual has fallen on the tracks,
and the train refuses to go on.
Support personnel are arriving on the scene
in various and sundry vehicles -
five in one, sixteen in another,
like clown cars in the circus.
Please stay calm.
Be sure to report any suspicious packages
or unseemly behavior.
Emergency instructions can be found
on the plasma TV screens located around the platform,
as well as placards at the exits of each car.
Please remain seated, unless otherwise instructed.
Then, please obey all instructions.
Medical personnel have currently arrived.
They have assisted the fallen individual,
and are now attempting to comfort the distressed train.
A licensed vehicular therapist
asks whether the individual reminded it
of its father, its mother, its early childhood.
The train takes the offered kleenex
and wipes oil-tears from its headlights.
The therapist asks the train
whether it considers itself a danger to itself or others,
and offers to get it off the line.
Uniformed support personnel are edging closer,
holding hypodermic syringes and crow-bars.
We are pleased to inform you that
the disabled train is being moved,
gently and with consideration,
to a safe place where it can receive professional assistance.
The emergency support team is dispersing,
having removed all suspicious packages
and questioned all persons of interest.
They have piled into their vehicles and sped away.
This train will continue momentarily,
as soon as we have received permission.
Thank you for your patience.
We apologize for any inconvenience.